She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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