ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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