He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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