god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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