Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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