I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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