you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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