the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
NoShamevember. You game?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
