glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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