Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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