he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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