also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
