At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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