how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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