someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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