bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
The adults are the big ones right?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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