i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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