Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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