google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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