great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well I just put wine in my tea
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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