she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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