i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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