the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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