The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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