i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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