How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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