Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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