Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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