Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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