Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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