3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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