i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
its liver damage thursday
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