i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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