I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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