OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
