Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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