I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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