Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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