i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
