is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think I died a long time ago.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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