That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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