i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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