i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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