Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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