im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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