Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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