After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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