Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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