I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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