he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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